DOLL FACE AND SHEWEE..

So, I am finding it increasingly difficult to be motivated about anything that isn’t directly connected to seeing Pearl Jam at Rock Werchter in Belgium in THREE DAYS (and the rest of the festival, obvs)!!! So today I am just doing another ‘Hey, look what I’ve written in xoJane and get involved with the debate!’. Let me know what you think, it’s about the doll make-up trend.. HERE.Also, I bought a shewee for the festival. A shewee (also commonly referred to as a shepee), is a funnel type device that allows females to pee like men, without having to de-robe (too much). You can always count on me for the glamour, haha..I figured with this baby I can wear cute flouncy playsuits and all I’d have to do when the time came to pee, was hitch my skirt up a little and shewee! That is the plan, anyway. It arrived today and I’ve had one practice with it (which went well!), but I need further tests to make sure I can do it in super quick time without worrying too much. Watch this space. I just figured with this device, my festival experience could be so much better as I wouldn’t need to worry about being in those gross, unhygienic portaloos, attempting to hold my clothes up away from the putrid floor whilst hovering over smelly, dirty toilet seats (no mean feat for anyone, let alone a gal of 4’10″!). If I do go in them (not sure I can be fully like a man and just pee outside with it), a little bit of hoiking of the skirt is all that is needed!